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		<title>Blogging on the plane as i fly over Iceland to London, England.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred Shadian</dc:creator>
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Its been a while since my last Blog post as i have been focused on creating my interactive website. Phase one is done, two more phase to go.So as i am flying over Iceland, from Vancouver, Canada to London, England.
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<div id="_mcePaste">Its been a while since my last Blog post as i have been focused on creating my interactive website. Phase one is done, two more phase to go.So as i am flying over Iceland, from Vancouver, Canada to London, England.</div>
<div>I have decided for the next month that i will blog about my trip and the experience i gain from my travels.I will update the blog as much as i can and when i can.My current travel agenda as i am writing this blog post on the plane flying from Vancouver to London is to spend a week in London, then fly to Amman, Jordan for a week or so, then off to Lebanon the land of the Prophets and where massive chaos resides. The country&#8217;s terrain is as diversified as it&#8217;s people, its beauty is spell bounding and the food is superb.</div>
<p>Funny story, i am sitting beside a wonderful couple from Vernon, BC as i <a title="Connect 2 Communicate" href="http://www.fredshadian.com/workshops/connect-2-communicate/" target="_blank">*Connect 2 Communicate*</a> with this lovely couple they get curious why i ordered a vegetarian meal and why i do not eat meat.I smiled and just listened for a while to why i should eat meat with every meal. Then i asked him if he has any challenges with his health.He goes on to explain to me how he has stomach cramps once in a while and the doctor has no clue what is wrong with him, they have done all the tests and found nothing.I ask him couple more questions and without suggesting or recommending anything he comes to the conclusion that its not a very good idea to eat meat at every meal.For the full shock, i tell him i have not eaten beef, chicken, or dairy for the last 18 years. You should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless.The next topic, how bad can a couple of soda pops be for you? i said, lets figure it out&#8230; He normally drinks two cans of soda pop per day. So, a can of coke has 26 grams of sugar, and packet of sugar has 4.5 grams sugar which would equal 8 packets of sugar in every soda pop X 2 soda&#8217;s a day = 52  grams of sugar.It always amazes me how the medical world rarely considers the danger of sugar intake and how it effects your overall health and well being.52 grams of sugar is massive attack on the red blood cell production and the after effects are creating all kinds of unknown illness to the medical world.But in reality the so called unknown dis-eases have been known since antiquity.</p>
<p>Fred Shadian</p>
<p><a title="Connect 2 Communicate" href="http://www.fredshadian.com/workshops/connect-2-communicate/" target="_blank">My next live event in Vancouver BC.  *Connect 2 Communicate* Saturday May 29, 2010</a></p>
<p>Videos and pictures to follow by tomorrow.</p>


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		<title>SUCCESS definition changes with our age :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred Shadian</dc:creator>
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At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
 
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
 
At age 17 success is . . having a driver&#8217;s license.
 
At age 35 success is . . having money.
 
At age 50 success is .. .. . having money.
 
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 12 success is . . . having friends.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 17 success is . . having a driver&#8217;s license.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 35 success is . . having money.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 50 success is .. .. . having money.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 70 success is . .. having a driver license.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 75 success is . . having friends.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Try to forget the troubles that pass your way;</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; min-height: 21.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 18.0px Times New Roman; color: #000d7e;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Have a wonderful day with many smiles</span></p>
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1) No matter how hard you try, you can&#8217;t baptize cats.


2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don&#8217;t let her brush your hair.


3) If your sister hits you, don&#8217;t hit her back. They always catch the second person


4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.


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<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">1) No matter how hard you try, you can&#8217;t baptize cats.</p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don&#8217;t let her brush your hair.</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">3) If your sister hits you, don&#8217;t hit her back. They always catch the second person</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">5) You can&#8217;t trust dogs to watch your food.</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">6) Don&#8217;t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal 'Times New Roman'; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">7) Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.</span></p>
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